🦃 BOGO Day Passes – Thanksgiving Week 2025 🦃
Because your family is coming whether you finished your Q4 work or not
Buy One Day Pass, Get One FREE (a.k.a. two days of pretending you’re “in a meeting” for the price of one day of pretending you’re “in a meeting”)
Look, we get it. Your mother-in-law is already asking why the guest room smells weird. Your brother-in-law brought his new “podcast microphone” and opinions about seed oils. The kids have discovered that screaming “IT’S TURKEY TIME” at 7:03 a.m. is hilarious for the 47th time.
And somewhere in there you still have invoices, Zoom calls, and a boss who thinks “holiday week” is ancient Latin for “perfect time to drop a surprise project.”
Run (but don’t pull a hamstring). Don’t walk. Hide in plain sight at The Works – Gilbert.
The Holiday Escape Plan:
Buy ANY Day Pass between November 24–30, 2025 (Just remember that we’re closed Nov. 27–28 because even we have to eat turkey and pretend we love Black Friday.)
→ We’ll instantly drop a FREE bonus Day Pass into your account for every one purchased, redeemable Monday–Friday, 8:30 a.m.–4:30 p.m., before the end of business on March 31, 2026.
What awaits you in our witness-protection-level coworking space:
☕ Bottomless coffee strong enough to wake you up. We also have tea.
🤫 Four phone booths for private calls — with no time limits. Nothing says “alone time” better than a small private room where you can block out the outside world.
🖥 Internet faster than your aunt’s ability to forward Facebook memes
🪑 Standing desks (perfect for burning off the 11 pounds of pie you’ll gain). You are not obligated to stand. Our standing desks convert to sitting desks with the press of a button.
🅿️ Plenty of free parking
👥 Other productive adults doing productive adult stuff
How to ghost your visitors (without having them file a missing persons report on you):
- Buy your Day Pass Nov. 24–30 → theworksgilbert.com/day-pass
- We auto-magically give you the free one (or more if you buy multiple Day Passes).
- Show up anytime before March 31, 2026 (Monday through Friday, 8:30 a.m.–4:30 p.m.) wearing noise-canceling headphones and the dead-eyed stare of a survivor.
- Tell everyone at home you’re “on a deadline.” We’ll back you up.
Rapid-Fire FAQ:
Q: Can I buy ten and disappear until 2026?
A: We love the energy, and yes, you’re getting a free Day Pass for every one that you purchase between Nov. 24–30, 2025. Just use them all before end of day on March 31, 2026.
Q: Can I buy a Day Pass and have someone come with me to use the free Day Pass on the same day?
A: Yes! Just be sure to buy that Day Pass between Nov. 24–30, 2025 and use it (and the free one) before end of day on March 31, 2026.
Q: Will you cover for me if my spouse/partner calls looking for me?
A: We’ll tell them you left for Fiji two hours ago. You’re welcome 😀.
Q: Do I have to use both passes during Thanksgiving week?
A: Nope! Buy during the promo window, use them whenever you need before end of day on March 31.
Q: Is there a limit?
A: One free Day Pass per paid Day Pass purchased during the promo dates. Stock up if you want!
Q: What about the 5-Day Passes? Can I buy one 5-Day Pass and get another free?
A: Unfortunately, no. This offer applies to the single Day Passes… although you can buy multiple single Day Passes. And if you do the math, 5 single Day Passes with 5 free comes to 10 Day Passes for $145 (and that’s not too shabby).
Q: Can I buy Day Passes for someone else?
A: Yes! And they make great stocking stuffers. What better way to say “I’d like you to leave the house for several hours and I’d like you to do it several times”? Just buy the passes using the name of the person who will actually be using them.
Stop refreshing your inbox while your uncle explains the inner workings of blockchain to your 2-year-old nephew. Grab your BOGO Day Passes and reclaim your sanity.
👉 Escape here: https://theworksgilbert.com/day-pass
Happy Thanksgiving (and good luck out there),
The Works – Gilbert 🦃💼🏃♂️
